TotallyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Potions Brewed:	50
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	5376
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	64	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	4835	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Zombie Dances:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	164
Villages Defended:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	4211	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Potions Brewed:	84	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5418	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	147	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	1579
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	128	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2901

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	95/100	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14