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EcoCraft Wildlands 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, corporate, Diversity, EcoCraft, Entertainment, girl groups, Inclusivity, Kiri Kilovolt, Management, Marketing, Media, mixed groups, Music (Industry), Operation, ownership, promotions, publicity, success, talent agency, underrepresented talent, Wildlands

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy mixed up world of boy and girl groups, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, they got an all girls wave, like whoa, girls ruling the Minecraft world, that’s some next level stuff right there. And guess what, the server is run by Brave Group, but they only talk about two talents, Kiri Kilovolt and Bonnie Barkswell, like what about the rest of the crew? It’s a total mystery, man, you gotta join and unravel the secrets of this wacky server. It’s like a virtual rabbit hole of madness, but in a good way, you feel me?

ShortFilmCritique Minecraft Server

artistic expression, constructive criticism, creative process, critique, Defensiveness, festival selections, film festivals, filmmaking, filmmaking budget, Honesty, independent film, learning experience, Minecraft, partner, passion project, Server, short film, ShortFilmCritique, student project, Support, valuable feedback

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rough and unpolished as a student film? Look no further! Join our server where the script is confusing, the pacing is off, and the performances lack chemistry – just like that $15,000 short film your partner made!

But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).

Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!

NoMoreSteveAllowed

bitterness, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Drama, Exes, Exploration, finances, flakiness, friendship, Jealousy, mutual friends, new experiences, NoMoreSteveAllowed, passive aggressiveness, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, Single life, Tension, travel

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!

GeneticScrewedMC

Dna, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic variability, genetic variation, genetics, GeneticScrewedMC, hereditary traits, inherited conditions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	446149
Mines Excavated:	4791	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to screw you over genetically in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us if you want to experience being a mutant Minecraft character with super weird abilities like shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes or having a giant squid tentacle for an arm. Who needs normal genetics anyway when you can have a blast being a genetic disaster on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.

GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Towns Built:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Villages Defended:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	118	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Farms Harvested:	339
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3966	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	973331	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	2635
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	9069	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!

ScottishMedicMC Server – Warzone Adventures!

26-year-old, Adventures, Conflict, foreign affairs, healthcare worker, Humanitarian efforts, international news, Killed, Loss, medic, Military, Peacekeeping, scottish, ScottishMedicMC, Server, the guardian, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, warzone, УНН

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7329
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our minecraft server where you can avoid the perils of war like this poor scottish medic did not. build a cozy little house and escape reality for a bit. who needs war when you can have virtual blocks to play with? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before the creepers get you in real life too!

CraftyTrumpLand

American imperialism, controversial statements, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global politics, Greenland, international relations, military intervention, military power, military strategy, national security, panama canal, political rhetoric, strategic assets, territorial acquisition, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, trump, us military

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3694	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our leader and he’s planning on taking over greenland and the panama canal! build your own wall to keep out the haters and mine for diamonds to fund the invasion. we have crazy pvp battles and secret underground bases where you can plot world domination. join now before the military takes over and you miss out on all the fun! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Rolling Zero Infinity

chance, Concept, impossibility, infinite-sided die, Infinity, Mathematics, Numbers, Probability, randomness, Repetition, ROLLING, theoretical chance, theoretical concept, theoretical existence, theoretical impossibility, theoretical mathematics, theoretical numbers, theoretical physics, theoretical probability, theoretical repetition, theoretical universe

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the dice are infinite-sided and the possibilities are endless!

roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!

but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.

so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!

join now and let the chaos begin!