Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Mystic Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Ave Mujica, bad attitude, character analysis, confusion, criticism, Haven, horrible person, judgement, lack of understanding, Missing something, mystic, negative vibes, Nyamu, odd behavior, perplexed, perplexing behavior, puzzling behavior, questionable actions, questioning behavior, strange behavior, unexplained behavior, unexplained hostility

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why? Because Nyamu is like the ultimate villain there, causing chaos and drama for no reason at all. It’s like watching a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowing up everywhere. Trust me, you won’t be bored for a second on this server. Plus, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans Nyamu will pull next. It’s like a reality show on steroids, but in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on all the wackiness, join now!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Best Friend, CheaterCraft, Cheating, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding attendance dilemma, wedding controversy, wedding decision, wedding dilemma, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding perspective

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a real-life trashy reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with cheating bosses, drunken security guards, and ambulance calls in parking garages.

But wait, there’s more! Help us hide empty vodka bottles from child protective services and navigate the moral dilemmas of attending weddings for friends with questionable pasts. Will you be the one to expose the truth, or will you play along and pretend everything is fine?

Join us on this outrageous adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen, and friendships can be tested in the most unexpected ways. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like never before!

WeddingCraft or TherapyCraft

anger issues, brother’s therapy, Communication, depression, family, Financial, forgiveness, Guilt, in-laws, Marriage, neglect, parents, reconciliation, relationships, selfish, Siblings, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	264474
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! So, get this, my bro Kyle is out here causing chaos with his anger issues and depression, and my in-laws are straight up boycotting my wedding because I won’t cancel it to pay for his therapy! Like, what even is this soap opera? 😂

But hey, if you wanna join this wild ride of a server, we’ve got all the craziness you could ever dream of. From family feuds to financial dilemmas, we’ve got it all! Who needs reality TV when you can just log onto this server and witness the chaos firsthand? 🤪

So, come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over wedding funds and therapy bills. It’s all fun and games until someone breaks a nose…or hits their girlfriend. 😅 But hey, that’s just another day in the life of this Minecraft server! 🎉🎮

PetPawParty Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, Antics, BIZARRE, crazy, eccentric, funny, idiosyncrasies, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar habits, peculiarities, pet behavior, pet habits, PetPawParty, Pets, quirky, smp, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a pet chicken that thinks it’s a ninja and does backflips all day long. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig that can breakdance better than any human I’ve ever seen. Plus, our pet llama is a secret agent who goes on top secret missions when we’re not looking. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t regret it, I promise!

OffKeyCraft

big singer, famous singer, famous singers, mainstream artist, mainstream success, Music (Industry), music industry controversies, music industry criticism, music industry debate, music industry scandals, music industry success, OffKeyCraft, overrated singer, popular music, successful singer, talentless singer, untalented singer, vocal abilities, vocal performance, worst singer, worst singer ever

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	890838
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of listening to terrible singers on the radio? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the worst singer to ever make it big serenading you 24/7! Join us for a cacophony of off-key notes and ear-piercing screeches that will have you questioning your sanity. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of tone-deaf zombies who have formed a boy band and are ready to perform their latest hit single, “Moans of Misery.” So if you’re looking for a truly unique and unforgettable musical experience, join our server today!

F16Frenzy2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, Defense, defense cooperation, defense procurement, european defense, F-16s, F16Frenzy2025, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, military support, nato, Netherlands, Netherlands military, SECURITY, Ukrainian defense minister, Ukrainian military

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have F-16s flying around like crazy in 2025!!! ukrainian defense minister is like “woah this server is lit, gotta send more planes!!!” join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it!! also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, true story bro. so come on and join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! #F16s4life #pigcliffrider

Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

academic misconduct, academic publishing, citation analysis, citation manipulation, citation patterns, citation practices, citations, database, Ethics, papers, PIXEL, publication, research, research misconduct, retracted papers, Retraction, Retractions, scholarly publishing, scientific integrity, scientist, scientists, self-citation rates, Server, Top, top-cited

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where over 8,000 of the top scientists are running around, causing chaos and mayhem. These crazy scientists have retracted papers left and right, but that just makes them more interesting!

Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

The Lab

Craftoria, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, HARD, Head Database, Lab, location, Minigames, Modpack, proximity voice chat, Render Distance, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

The Lab Minecraft Server

General Info:

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features:

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

Join Us:

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ:

1. How often does the server restart?

The server restarts rarely and there are no plans to reset the map anytime soon.

2. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, we have a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs.

3. Can I host my own events or minigames on the server?

Absolutely! You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.

4. Is there a modded server available?

Alongside our vanilla SMP, we also run a modded server using the Craftoria modpack. More information can be found upon joining.

Wanderlust Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Exercise, Exploring, fresh air, Go for a walk, health benefits, leisure walk, mental health, mindfulness, nature walk, outdoor activities, physical activity, Realm, Relaxation, see this, self-care, SightSeeing, stress relief, walk, Wanderlust, well-being, what to do

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Potions Brewed:	106
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	5082	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

This Minecraft server is like going for a walk and stumbling upon a magical realm where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable life choices. You’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	3517	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Towns Built:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Enchantments Applied:	240	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	3801
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	372043
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!