Totally Failing at Vanilla: The Exclusive Only Server

Community Features	Gameplay Features
– Shopping District	– Land Claims (Optional)
– Nether hub for fast travel	– Jobs (Optional)
– Community megabuild	– Graves
	– 30% Player Sleep
– Special Events	– Discord Server Connection
	– Mob Heads (Optional)
	– Custom Armor Stand (Optional)
	– Veinmeiner (Optional)
	– Enhanced Ender Dragon (Optional)

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Animals Bred:	122	Love Letters Sent:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2735	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	168
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mines Excavated:	1149	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	145
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	9277
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8506
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Emeralds Found:	7980
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Dimension Hops:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Totally Failing at Vanilla: The Exclusive Only Server

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. When will the server be officially open?

2. Is this server for Java or Bedrock players?

3. How can I connect with other players on the server?

4. Are there any rules against PvP, griefing, or stealing?

5. What are some optional gameplay features available on the server?

6. Can I join in community events and activities on the server?

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

CreeperCompliments

Multiverse Adventures

The Beykery

Overview

FAQ

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

CraftyFibsMC

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

Java Survival

Overview

Server Rules

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

Llama Land Adventure

6YearOldGrief

Players:	98/600	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1