A java and bedrock server combined server that simulates the experience of all users having free operator privileges, where players can come together and build, pvp, create parkour, participate in events, and build in our various worlds!
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We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and I’m talking mods that will make your brain explode with excitement.
Want to ride a unicorn into battle while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered, fam.
And don’t even get me started on the custom mini-games we have. Ever wanted to play a game of Minecraft where the floor is literally lava and you have to parkour your way to victory? Well, now you can, baby!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. And remember, no racism allowed here, chuds!
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
On our server, you can battle against evil corporations who are trying to deny healthcare to innocent villagers. Take down their CEO bosses in epic boss battles and show them who’s boss in the virtual world!
But that’s not all – we also have magical potions that can heal any ailment, including healthcare denial! Just brew up a potion of healing and watch as your health bar fills up faster than you can say “Obamacare”.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start fighting against injustice in the most fun and hilarious way possible! Who knew taking down evil corporations could be so entertaining?
also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!
