Total LOLz WarCraft

lolz, Military, war simulation tactics, Combat, aggression

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of peacefully building your Minecraft empire? Do you crave chaos and destruction? Then come join our server where total war is the only way to play!

Our server is like no other, with battles raging on 24/7 and explosions happening left and right. You’ll never know when your base will be raided or when a giant creeper will come stomping through your village.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of ways to defend yourself, from building epic fortresses to taming dragons to fight on your side. And if all else fails, you can always challenge your enemies to a dance-off to settle your differences.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, there are no rules, only war.

Angel’s Christmas Paradise 1.21.1

Loss, holiday, love, Paradise, angel

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like heaven gained an angle on Christmas day, but like, in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join this server and experience the divine blessings of pixelated perfection.

Build your own heavenly kingdom and rule over your subjects with an iron fist… or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat.

But wait, there’s more! You can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s the real angel in this virtual paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and ascend to Minecraft heaven, where the pixels are always shining bright and the creepers are just misunderstood angels in disguise.

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New Server IP
Where is he? Minecraft SMP

uncertainty, anxiety, Panic, Mystery, hopelessness

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llama jousting tournaments, where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players ride on the backs of Ender Dragons through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and exploding creepers. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their best moves.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of obsidian.

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Mom’s BF, Mind Your Business Minecraft Server

phone etiquette, Server, Mind, teenage years, Thanksgiving

Are you tired of your mom’s new boyfriend trying to act like he’s the boss of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! No more random lectures on being graceful or interruptions during important phone conversations. On our server, you can build your own kingdom and reign supreme without any unwanted advice from meddling boyfriends. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners or passive-aggressive comments. So why wait? Join now and build your own virtual paradise where you can be the queen bee without any interference from mom’s new beau!

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MommasHouseGoneBrr

Prioritizing, holidays, criticism, MommasHouseGoneBrr, insurance

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you let your mom extend her stay in your virtual Minecraft house, or will you prioritize your own sanity and kick her out (in the game, of course)?

With challenging personalities and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with frozen pipes and flooded basements here!

Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual car ride with your family members, trying to fit everyone in (luggage included)!

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Haniyeh’s Revenge Minecraft Server

foreign affairs, Political, international relations, Government, killing

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than iran and israel combined, like seriously we got creepers blowing up everyone’s houses and zombies invading the village every night. plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come join the chaos and see if you can survive longer than haniyeh did in israel’s crosshairs. peace out, gamers!

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Total LOLz WarCraft

Angel’s Christmas Paradise 1.21.1

Where is he? Minecraft SMP

Mom’s BF, Mind Your Business Minecraft Server

MommasHouseGoneBrr

Haniyeh’s Revenge Minecraft Server