Total LOLz WarCraft

aggression, battle, Combat, Conflict, Conquest, historical battles, lolz, Military, strategy, TOTAL, total war, violence, war games, War History, war simulation, war simulation gameplay, war simulation games, war simulation strategy, war simulation tactics, war strategy, War Tactics, Warcraft, WARFARE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2547
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of peacefully building your Minecraft empire? Do you crave chaos and destruction? Then come join our server where total war is the only way to play!

Our server is like no other, with battles raging on 24/7 and explosions happening left and right. You’ll never know when your base will be raided or when a giant creeper will come stomping through your village.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of ways to defend yourself, from building epic fortresses to taming dragons to fight on your side. And if all else fails, you can always challenge your enemies to a dance-off to settle your differences.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, there are no rules, only war.

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1472	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	881291	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	936	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Farms Harvested:	408	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!