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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5421 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
1. Our server is so lucky that even the creepers can’t blow up your builds because they always miss their target! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your hard work.
2. The diamonds on our server are so abundant that they literally rain from the sky! You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the legendary “Unicorn Pig” boss. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a magical rainbow sword that shoots out fireworks!
4. Need some extra help in your adventures? No problem! Our server has friendly talking animals that will guide you to hidden treasures and protect you from any danger.
So what are you waiting for? Join “He don’t miss” today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!