Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9632	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	255
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Animals Bred:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	120	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Towns Built:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Crops Grown:	1090
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.