Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

Advocate, bureaucratic procedures, clear communication, clear decision-making, criticism, criticizing, Decision making, direct communication, efficiency, efficiency advocate, emphasizes, formal procedures, Garbage, innovation, innovation advocate, Lazy, Minecraft, practical results, practical results prioritization, progress, progress advocate, Simplicity, smp, TORVALDS

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6265	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	72
Dragon Eggs Found:	3292	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mines Excavated:	1514	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Animals Bred:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Villages Defended:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crops Grown:	1603
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1931
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Towns Built:	9	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	211
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Villages Defended:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	6118

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.