Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	768
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	149	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Emeralds Found:	3492	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mines Excavated:	4892	Villages Defended:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Enchantments Applied:	135
Emeralds Found:	1957	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ores Mined:	3453
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.