Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5573	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1973
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	New Chunks Explored:	13402
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6796	Farms Harvested:	107

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	New Chunks Explored:	273835
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Potions Brewed:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Items Found:	4908	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4612	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.