Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	363534	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	4810	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Towns Built:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	272
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	262	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Star Shards Collected:	172
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1016	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	238
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20
New Chunks Explored:	55602	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	672741	Chimeras Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	154	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9207
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.