Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Love Letters Sent:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crops Grown:	5300	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6801
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Potions Brewed:	172	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Towns Built:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Holy Grails Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	660	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2874	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8958
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.