Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

Advocate, bureaucratic procedures, clear communication, clear decision-making, criticism, criticizing, Decision making, direct communication, efficiency, efficiency advocate, emphasizes, formal procedures, Garbage, innovation, innovation advocate, Lazy, Minecraft, practical results, practical results prioritization, progress, progress advocate, Simplicity, smp, TORVALDS

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1893
Endless Night Skies:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Towns Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	239	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Villages Defended:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3971	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Towns Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1204	Love Letters Sent:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	264231	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	New Chunks Explored:	849358
Animals Bred:	66	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.