TortugaMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Future Craft 2025 1.21.3

1.21.3, 2025, achievement, advancement, AMBITION, anticipation, aspirations, Craft, determination, doesn’t own daki, dreams, Future, goals, innovation, motivation, Planning, Preparation, progress, success, Technology, Time, Waiting

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server now and become a part of the daki-less revolution!

>2025>doesn’t own daki But who needs a daki when you can have a diamond sword in Minecraft?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while pretending you don’t own a daki!

Who needs a body pillow when you can have a creeper explode in your face?

Join now and be a part of the daki-less gang, where we prioritize pixelated swords over waifus!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and show off your lack of daki ownership with pride!

SillySMPHookups – Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, funny, Humorous, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, sex, SillySMPHookups, smp, Someone, strange, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, the reason you should join? Well, let me tell ya, it’s because we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they’ve had the most ridiculous reason for having sex with someone. Like, one time, this dude said he did it because they both sneezed at the same time. Can you believe that shiz? So if you wanna be part of this wacky world, come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get up to. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCritterz

animal kingdom, Animal lover, casual conversation, CraftyCritterz, favorite amphibian, favorite animal, favorite bird, favorite creature, favorite domestic animal, favorite exotic animal, favorite fish, favorite insect, favorite mammal, favorite marine creature, favorite pet, favorite reptile, favorite species, favorite wildlife, fun question, light-hearted, playful inquiry

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	730722	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1821	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft server, we don’t just have your average animals like cows and pigs. We’ve got rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and even talking chickens that give out quests! So if you’re tired of the same old boring animals in Minecraft, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real animals when you can have magical creatures on our server? Trust us, it’s a zoo like no other!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Cancel, climate change, colombia, corporate responsibility, EcoCraft, economic impact, energy policy, environmental activism, environmental concerns, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., international relations, Minecraft, national oil company, Natural resources, OIL INDUSTRY, president, Server, south america, US venture

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1543	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

lol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions!

MerzCraft: Not Your Grandma’s America

America, CHANGE, commentary, culture, Evolution, germany, global affairs, Grandmas, Identity, international relations, leadership, Merz, MerzCraft, Observation, opinion, perspective, Politics, Shift, society, transformation, US, Warning

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Farms Harvested:	577	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da US but not da US, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Germany’s Merz even said it’s not da America we used to know, so u know it’s gonna be wild!

come join us and explore a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. it’s a place where u can build ur dream house out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis epic adventure and see for urself why Germany’s Merz is shook by da awesomeness of dis minecraft server. trust us, u won’t regret it!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, exclusive items, Expectations, friendly server, Guidelines, Lag-free, Mods, Quests, Quirm, rules, smp, tps, voice chat

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ores Mined:	3562
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Quirm SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
・Pure vanilla experience with twists
・15+ players on weekends
・Proximity chat gameplay

・20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil and have common sense
Must have Discord account to join
Show respect to others at all times
View more detailed guidelines and rules in Discord

Additional Info

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt vanilla aspect
Obtain exclusive items through events
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4

Apply Now! VIA: Discord [Quirm SMP] Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?: A: All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect of the server.
Q: How do I join the server?: A: You must be at least 16 years old, have the Simple Voice Chat mod, and a Discord account. Join through the [Quirm SMP] Discord.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: A: Yes, you must be civil, respectful to others, and follow the detailed guidelines and rules provided on Discord.
Q: What versions of Minecraft does the server support?: A: The server is exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4.

Ethereal Oasis 1.20.1

1.20.1, Admiration, ai, Assistance, big boobs, desire, Ethereal, Exploration, FANTASY, fat titties, Help, Naomioop, Naomiwastaken, Oasis, Obsession, of, online content, onlyfans, social media, Streamer, streaming, Support, Technology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! We got all the AI bots you need to help you uncover those elusive titties, man! Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re all about mining for those juicy secrets, ya feel me? Come join the madness and let’s uncover the truth behind those fat titties together! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of chaos, because things are about to get wild in here!

GrudgeMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

grudge history, grudge holding, grudge list, GrudgeMaster420, harboring resentment, holding grudges, holding onto anger, lingering grudge, long-standing grudge, long-term grudge, Minecraft, minor annoyance, minor dispute, petty argument, petty disagreement, petty grievances, petty grudge, petty resentment, Resentment, smp, trivial grudge, trivial offense, unresolved conflict

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato and he’s convinced it’s the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other dude who keeps stealing everyone’s diamonds but he leaves behind a trail of glitter so it’s like a sparkly treasure hunt. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s pure chaos but so much fun! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical dolphin. Like, how insane is that?! So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together! #potatopower #llamaraces #dolphinwishes

McBurgersNoMore

cooking at home, cravings, dieting, fast food, fast food alternatives, fitness goals, food addiction, health journey, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, McBurgersNoMore, meal planning, mindful eating, motivation, nutrition, progress, quitting fast food, self-discipline, success story, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with evil mobs alongside your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Baconator and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So say goodbye to boring old fast food servers and come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and llamas armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NOVA[Anarchy]{1.21.1}

{Java IP}, Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Friends, gb, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, moderated, nether hwys, NOVAAnarchy1.21.1, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server, Spawn Projects, Website

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Server Information
Nova Anarchy

Features
Hacking is allowed Griefing is allowed Base building PvP No resets ever Chat is not moderated No bans Already 243GB of data on the server Obbi roof and 2 nether highways reaching world border

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on this server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can I grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is enabled for players to engage in.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for Nova Anarchy.
Is there any moderation in the chat?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
Can I get banned on the server?	No, you won’t get banned on Nova Anarchy.

Virtual AI Artistry 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4chanX Catbox userscript, ACO, ai generated art, AI generated images, aids, ARTISTRY, Cloud Hosted Installs, ddg, DEGEN, EDG, EF+HLL Guide, Embed Thread Archive, G.., getting started, GPU Performance Data, HDG FAQ, Hypernetworks, klalalalalalalalala~, ldg, LoRA Checklist, LoRAs, models, NovelAI wiki, related tags, Trash, udg, VG, virtual, VT, vtai, VTai Resources, VTai Scripts, VTai Wiki, vtaiArchive, Vtuber, VTuber LoRAs, VTuber Model Mixes, VTuber Prompt List, VTuber XL Loras

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150

Hey yo, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images and klalalalalalalalala~ Edition madness!

Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server that has an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality? Plus, our server is so crazy that even the /vtai/ Wiki is DOWN and TBD – talk about living life on the edge!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got resources galore, from VTuber XL Loras to LoRA checklists to VTuber prompt lists. And don’t even get me started on our Catbox scripts – they’re so wild, they’ll make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaotic world of /vtai/ where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyGrannyDaycareBan

Boundaries, child development, Communication, CraftyGrannyDaycareBan, daycare, emotions, exhaustion, family dynamics, infant care, Jealousy, mother-in-law, parenting, postpartum depression, privacy concerns, Protective, quality time, rainbow baby, relationships, Therapy, visitation, work-life balance

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of your mother-in-law swooping in like a superhero to spend quality time with your baby at daycare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious little one from unwanted visitors, like your mother-in-law who just can’t seem to stay away. Create a daycare in Minecraft where only you have the power to decide who gets to interact with your baby.

Don’t worry about fully grown women disrupting your daycare routine – on our server, you’re the boss! Plus, you can spend as much awake time with your virtual baby as you want, without any interference from pesky in-laws.

Join now and build a world where jealousy and frustration don’t exist – unless it’s jealousy over who has the coolest Minecraft daycare, of course!

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Animals Bred:	66	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	436

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Ores Mined:	2300	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Votes:	4417	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

Players:	102/600	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Animals Bred:	135
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7