| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3514 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4397 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4570 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 53 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9453 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9591 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7576 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 937 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 99 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2293 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Votes: | 3053 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4844 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2162 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1562 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2512 |
| Ores Mined: | 8724 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 230 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8022 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 275 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9473 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 366 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4579 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4206 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 38 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9767 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6060 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8103 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2919 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7593 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 151 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5831 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1886 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7257 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 | Ores Mined: | 9168 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
