TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SnackAttackCraft

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Are you tired of munching on boring old carrots and potatoes in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples that will have you chomping away like a hungry hippo! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) on our deliciously OP food items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret hidden dungeon filled with chests overflowing with stacks upon stacks of your favorite food items. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind this treasure trove for hungry players to discover. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate snack stash?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of tasty treats that will have you saying, “Who needs real food when you have Minecraft?” Join us now and satisfy your hunger in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

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Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, cuz we got satellite images showin’ the aftermath of a devastating drone strike in Russia! Like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? But don’t worry, our server is totally safe…we think. Plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a UFO flying around in the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

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haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	139	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WRLD

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A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	5388	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RetroRealms

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Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

We are proud to offer: – Prison (Long seasons and Speed) – Skyblock – Factions & many more gamemodes soon

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

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Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchantments Applied:	269
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5719
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyScamFools

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

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lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

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HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Emeralds Found:	9038
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

What is the IP for PlayOverwatch Minecraft Server?

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PlayOverwatch is a popular team-based first-person shooter game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Released in 2016, the game features a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and playstyles. Players compete in various game modes such as escort, control, and assault, working together to achieve objectives and defeat the opposing team. With its engaging gameplay and competitive nature, PlayOverwatch has gained a large following in the esports community and remains a staple in the gaming industry.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchantments Applied:	142
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!