| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5625 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 7927 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1587 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 332 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8107 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7110 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7980 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3287 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 496 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 136 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2263 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1826 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4957 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8019 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3018 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
| Potions Brewed: | 119 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3453 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2886 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3597 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Crops Grown: | 2117 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2891 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Potions Brewed: | 194 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
