| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4826 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4827 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5891 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 6306 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Farms Harvested: | 445 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6266 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6474 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 56 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8955 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 914 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6309 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2365 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 662 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 166 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5804 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8925 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3957 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6347 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 193 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5373 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6664 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 67 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5006 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9077 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
