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Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	1097
Players Killed by Monsters:	4651	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	199	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	135

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	4442	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Votes:	8362	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	3438
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7455	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Uphill Battle Downhill Life

battle, downhill, downhill descent, downhill journey, downhill slope, elevation change, elevation difference, elevation gain, elevation shift, higher elevation, Life, life journey, life path, life perspective, life trajectory, life’s ups and downs, lower elevation, mountain analogy, mountain metaphor, Uphill, uphill battle, uphill challenge, uphill climb, uphill struggle

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Farms Harvested:	122
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to respawn is by doing a backflip in real life while reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards. it’s like a virtual reality challenge that will leave you questioning your existence.

we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter.

if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle, you will unlock the power of llama magic and be able to summon a llama army to fight by your side. beware, though, for llamas are known to have a mischievous side.

our server is also home to the legendary floating island of cheese, where the cheese flows like rivers and the trees are made of crackers. it’s a paradise for cheese lovers and a nightmare for the lactose intolerant.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional glitch). who knows what strange and hilarious shenanigans await you in this crazy world.

Players:	91/200	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5