Top List Domination: The Minecraft Server to Rule Them All

DOMINATES, Domination, ever, Fiction, frieren, Greatest, internet, list, Minecraft, Official, Piece, rule, Server, Top, top list, Written

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! This server dominates every single top list on the internet – even beating out Frieren, the greatest piece of fiction ever written (sorry not sorry, Frieren fans)!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, diamonds falling from the sky, and creepers doing the Macarena! Our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case, sorry, no brains for you)!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	885402
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8272	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Animals Bred:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	101

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	81
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	8446
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2180
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	289
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	133	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3172
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.