Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1696	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Mexican Craft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Votes:	9498	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

188.165.94.45

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

178.20.170.89:25680

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Farms Harvested:	895

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

142.4.217.165:25759

SkilledCraftSurvival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

198.24.167.138

KingdomCraft Factions

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

108.166.179.60

Dark Vector

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Play.dutchmineplayers.nl

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

go.playminecraft.org

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	201	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

pvp.thearchon.net

Ethicraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	79
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Farms Harvested:	677

Ethicraft

fun.ethicraft.net

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

play.kalmarcraft.com

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

play.hazardpvp.net

TheMineverse

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:

SuperHeroes! Space Factions!

Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8

play.themineverse.com

PokePower

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13

Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!

Play.PokePower.com

Murica

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

murica-craft.mcpro.co

Action Allstars Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13

mc.aasmc.net