Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Steamhaven

Adventure, Community, creations, creativity, Discord, Friendly, game modes, gameplay, Griefing, INCLUSIVE, ip address, Join, Legacy, marketplace, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Steamhaven, Survival, Wilderness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to Steamhaven Minecraft Server

Server Information
No world resets
You’re welcome to join our server 😊
Server Version: 1.21.3

Unleash your creativity on Steamhaven, a brand new Minecraft server where the adventure begins!

Why Steamhaven?

Untamed Wilderness: Explore a pristine world, ready for your unique stamp.
Vanilla Vibe, Enhanced: Immerse yourself in vast landscapes with exciting structures, including dungeons and taverns to enhance gameplay, all with a classic Minecraft feel, plus helpful mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace.
Inclusive & Friendly: We welcome everyone to our supportive and growing community.
Long-Term Legacy: Build amazing creations that will stand the test of time (with robust anti-griefing measures in place).
Exciting Horizons: More thrilling game modes are on the way!

Ready to Dive In?

Join the fun today!

Server IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Join our Discord server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there world resets on Steamhaven?	No, there are no world resets on Steamhaven.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on version 1.21.3 of Minecraft.
Are there any mods on the server?	Yes, there are mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace to enhance gameplay.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there are robust anti-griefing measures in place to protect player creations.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Ancient Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Ancient, Britain, CHANGE, culture, Decline, heritage, History, Identity, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, past, preservation, progress, Reflection, regret, sentiment, sentimentality, Server, society, tradition, transformation, VALUES

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	127
Farms Harvested:	616	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a wild ride, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about bringing back the good ol’ days of Britain, before it got ruined by, like, taxes and stuff. We’ve got crazy builds, insane events, and a community that will make you question reality. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP

baked, Breakfast, brunch, Cheesy, Cooking, DELICIOUS, EASY, eggs, frittata, gluten free, homemade, Italian, leftovers, Meal, Minecraft, oh, oven-baked, protein-packed, recipe, Savory, smp, Tasty, Vegetarian

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8284	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.

CraftyCops Minecraft Server

apartment living, Community Rules, complex, Confrontation, consideration, Cops, CraftyCops, disruptive behavior, disturbance, enforcement, family, LANDLORD, late hours, late night, Minecraft, neighbors, noise complaint, noise ordinance, overreacting, Parties, Server, smoking, smoking ban

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.

RingHeistCraft

BETRAYAL, concentration camp, difficult decision, engagement ring, ethical dilemma, ex-fiancé, family heirloom, family history, financial dispute, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, intervention, loyalty, moral dilemma, Nazi Germany, personal values, RingHeistCraft, sentimental value, wedding dress

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, scandal, and family heirlooms!

Imagine a world where players are engaged, but not in the traditional sense. We’ve got engagement rings with more drama than a reality TV show. Picture this: a ring passed down from a Jewish woman in Nazi Germany, rescued from a concentration camp, only to be sold by a player who just doesn’t care. But fear not, our hero swoops in, grabs the ring, and returns it to its rightful owner, all while dodging potential arrest and becoming the ultimate moral compass of the server.

If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a high school romance, then join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family heirlooms and scandalous betrayals to keep you entertained?

ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Towns Built:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Ores Mined:	6984	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9731	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	125
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Animals Bred:	176

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

… (full list provided in text)

Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

… (full list provided in text)

Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

… (full list provided in text)

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7718
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9824
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Love Letters Sent:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	170

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