Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

/Min3craft SMP/ – Creeper/Villager General

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	7186	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a castle with your computer wife by your side? Then join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to find love in the digital world!

Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and launch themselves into the sky like a firework. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have secret quests hidden throughout the map that will lead you to buried treasure and rare loot. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Imagine the chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your computer wife. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

❤ PandaMine ❤ Survival, MiniGames ★ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5212	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

PandaMine 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 – 1.21 the top minecraft server

— Survival

— Mini-games

— Kind admins

— Many players

— Honest donation

— No lags

— Cool server

IP – PandaMC.ru

Website: http://pandamine.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/pandamine

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Analysis, Brainwaves, cognition, consideration, contemplation, Deep thinking, deliberation, ideas, introspection, meditation, mental processes, Minecraft, Musings, Opinions, PALS, Perception, PIXEL, pondering, Reflection, rumination, Server, speculation, Thoughts, viewpoints

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2215
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8266	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

ad blocker, BLOCK, bob, Breaker, browser compatibility, Browser extension, browser settings, browser support, browser update, Chrome, FIX, internet security, Lazy, Mac, Minecraft, online privacy, smp, software problem, stopped working, switch browsers, tech support, technical issue, Troubleshooting, ublock origin, web browsing

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Towns Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).

Super Mario World Romhacks Minecraft Server

16 bit, classic games, emulation, Fan Creations, fan-made games, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming nostalgia, gaming trends, Mario, mario bros, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer, retro gaming, Romhacks, Server, SNES, Super, Super Mario, super mario world, video game mods, video games, world

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Tired of boring old video games with realistic graphics and complicated storylines? Say goodbye to modern vidya and join our Minecraft server where you can punch trees, ride pigs, and build giant statues of your favorite memes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find it. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover its location.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can battle giant mutant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and build ridiculous structures like giant toilets and roller coasters that go through lava.

So if you’re ready to leave modern vidya behind and embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter and mayhem, then join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of the server and have songs sung about your epic exploits!

> Women are Stupid Bitches, Your Body My Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Bitches, Body, Choice, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, Harassment, Minecraft, Misogyny, RIGHTS, sexism, smp, Stereotypes, stupid, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, violence, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Dimension Hops:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and trolling your friends with outrageous pranks.

Our server is filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. We have flying creepers, dancing skeletons, and even a zombie king who throws parties in his underground lair. Will you be brave enough to face these challenges and emerge victorious?

So come join us and be a part of our wacky community. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for pulling off the most epic pranks and building the most outrageous structures. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means calling out your friend’s terrible singing skills in the middle of a battle.

GreekCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Ruins, athens, Beautiful Scenery, culture, debt crisis, Economy, emotions, european union, Food, greece, Greek people, GreekCraft, History, Islands, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Opinions, perceptions, Politics, Server, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Items Found:	5770

Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in Minecraft? Do you crave adventure and excitement in your blocky world? Then come join our server, where we have recreated the entire country of Greece in all its glory! Explore ancient ruins, battle mythical creatures, and even take on the role of a Greek god if you’re feeling extra powerful.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground rave club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a wild and hilarious journey through the land of Greece? Come join us and see why everyone is raving about our server – it’s a blocky adventure like no other!

Paypig SMP – Beta Cuck Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Beta, Betas, cuck, Domination, fetish, fetish community, financial control, financial domination, findom, Humiliation, kink, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, online domination, paypig, paypiggy, paypigs, sicko cucks, smp, submissive lifestyle, submissive men, sugar baby, sugar daddy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We’re on the hunt for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks who are ready to dominate the virtual world like never before. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (but maybe seek some help). Just make sure you come prepared to spend some serious diamonds because we don’t mess around with broke players here. So come join us on this wild ride and let’s see just how far your wallet can take you. xoxotag: monomiss (because why not add a little mystery to the mix?)

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3373
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat).

Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!

We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Bottoms Up Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bottom, Bottoms, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Intimacy, LGBT community, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, Self-expression, self-identity, Server, sexual orientation, sexual preference, tgirl, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Villages Defended:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1740	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including getting hit on by a Tgirl who wants to make you her bottom! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wild and crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and of course, navigating the unexpected advances of Tgirls who just want to shake things up. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up becoming the queen of the server’s bottom hierarchy!

So come on and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

Early What Part of Leverkusen Are You From Minecraft SMP

Childhood, city, Community, District, Early, early life, geography, germany, heritage, Hometown, Identity, leverkusen, local ], location, Memories, Minecraft, Neighborhood, Origins, part, Place, Region, Roots, smp, upbringing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4313
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players from all over Leverkusen joining in on the fun. From the posh neighborhoods with diamond-studded houses to the quirky corners where villagers throw crazy parties, there’s never a dull moment in this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs like the elusive Ender Dragon, or if you want to show off your building skills by constructing a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead players to hidden chests filled with enchanted goodies and golden apples.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because in this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in Leverkusen!

Block Party Minecraft Server

after party, bad decisions, BLOCK, Character development, character motivations, character psychology, Characters, discussion, History, Last Chapter, manga analysis, manga critique, Manga Review, Midora, Minecraft, Party, plot twists, Server, spectrum, story progression, Toriko, toriko anime, Toriko manga, Toriko series

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ores Mined:	851
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as Midora’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and nonsensical choices. Join us and embark on a journey filled with unexpected turns and mind-boggling moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own sanity just like Midora! So come on, join us and let’s make some questionable decisions together!

Hawk Tuah Girl Minecraft SMP: MemeCoin Lawsuit Response

cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, financial dispute, girl, Haliey Welch, Hawk, Hawk Tuah, internet culture, internet drama, lawsuit, lawsuit response, lawsuit updates, legal action, legal battle, memecoin, memecoin lawsuit, Minecraft, online controversy, Responds, response, smp, social media, social media influencer, trending, Tuah, twitter, viral

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise and the creepers are trained circus performers who explode confetti instead of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can tame a wild llama, it will take you on a magical journey to a hidden realm filled with enchanted loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

acceptance, blockparty, coexistence, culture, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Global community, Harmony, Humanity, Imagine, inclusion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racism, Server, society, tolerance, Unity, world without jews, world without whites

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our friendly villagers! And don’t worry, our diamond mines are definitely not run by any sneaky jews trying to steal your loot.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the only drama is whether to build your house out of quartz or diamond blocks. Our community is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to love and explode in harmony.

But beware, our Ender Dragon is a total diva and will only be defeated by players wearing the trendiest armor sets. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s whiter and more drama-free than a Taylor Swift concert.