Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mentally deranged, purple-pink led light-loving, anime-watching, Japan-obsessed trannies out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with Discord chats that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our desktop PC-themed world will blow your mind with its creativity and uniqueness.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might even find a fellow purple-pink led light enthusiast to bond with over your love for all things wacky and wonderful.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things chaotic and hilarious! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and nonsensical shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TrulyMine 1.8 – 1.20 Minecraft server

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Jump 10 blocks in parkour and get 10 donated keys

Hacking the admin /free

Admin Truly

Buy a cheap donation for 75 rubles and get a bunch of rights!

[Владелец] /op + pex (Access to any private)

https://trulymc.easydonate.ru/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	106
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2734
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocktopia, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky server out there! Join us for a wild ride with our insane lineup of characters like Lia, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed, and Dizzy Dokuro, who can build a castle in seconds flat!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the legendary Fuura Yuri tried to join, but we had to kick her out because she was too OP. And don’t even get us started on the time when Kaneko Lumi rode a creeper into battle like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, things can get a little… explosive! 😉🤪🔥

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Towns Built:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits

Awaits, Bridges, Chaos, civilized society, Communication, Community Resources, Disaster, economic impact, Economy, essential services, functioning roads, government services, Infrastructure, Libraries, Minecraft, modern society, postal service, public facilities, public services, public welfare, smp, societal development, societal needs, societal progress, Transportation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most chaotic economy ever! Our roads are made of lava, our bridges collapse every time someone walks on them, our postal service is run by chickens, and our libraries are full of books written by villagers who can’t even read! It’s a modern civilization gone hilariously wrong, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a llama in disguise. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4956	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even spot a Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools meetup with Golem Alts – it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Enchantments Applied:	56
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

My Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

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Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.