Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll witness the craziest things happening, like your RAM brushing its own teeth! Our server is so advanced, even the computer parts have a mind of their own. Who needs players when your RAM can play for you, am I right? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where even inanimate objects come to life. Join now and see what other surprises await you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
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