TooMuchMinecraftSMP

New Minecraft Servers

Diamonds? Nope. XP? Nah. The answer is DRAMA, baby! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of betrayals, alliances, and epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your friendships).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a poultry empire so vast that even Colonel Sanders would be jealous. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge his rule? The choice is yours, but be warned – crossing him may result in a chicken army descending upon your base in retaliation.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle while a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that awaits you on our server. Join now and prepare for the ride of your Minecraft life!

AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP

touchy subjects, EMBARRASSING, awkward, Personal, controversial

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does dab contests with the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a golden spud scepter. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Potato Genie.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can show off their best moves and win epic loot. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that only the most skilled parkour masters can reach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun…in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.

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WheelchairCraft

WheelchairCraft, Communication, wheelchair user, societal norms, sexual experiences

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Our server is so inclusive that even players in wheelchairs can join in on the fun! Imagine building a castle with someone who has the power of wheels at their fingertips. It’s a whole new level of teamwork and coordination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter while exploring our world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky character in a wheelchair. It’s a love story for the ages!

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MexiCraft: Trump’s Land Grab!

Diplomacy, international relations, Grab, Latin America, trump

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tacos raining from the sky and piñatas filled with diamonds! the president of mexico is actually a secret player on our server and he challenges trump to a build battle to settle territorial disputes. who will win? join now to find out and maybe even get a chance to build a wall made out of obsidian! VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

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Gov’t Ops Anonymous

Corruption, control, activism, Politics, #hacktivism

u know wat u need in ur life? a minecraft server that is so wild and crazy u will think u r living in a parallel universe. our server is like no other, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk.

if u join our server, u will be part of a secret society of minecraft players who are actually undercover government agents. we are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious Anonymous hackers. we believe they were actually working for the government all along, and we need ur help to crack the code.

but that’s not all, on our server u can ride llamas into battle and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. u can build a castle made entirely of diamonds and rule over ur kingdom with an iron fist.

so come join us on our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few server rules). who knows, u might just uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in minecraft history.

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Crafty Domain Disease

Domain, genetics, research, diseases, genetic mutations

so like, this server is like the first human domainome, but in minecraft form. it reveals all the crazy causes of diseases, but instead of being all serious and stuff, we make it FUNNY. like, imagine fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with a carrot stick, or curing your friend’s “creeperitis” with a splash potion of derpiness.

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures in the minecraft world. we have custom mobs, insane quests, and even a secret underground lab where you can create your own potions of silliness.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s cure some minecraft madness together!

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TooMuchMinecraftSMP

AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP

WheelchairCraft

MexiCraft: Trump’s Land Grab!

Gov’t Ops Anonymous

Crafty Domain Disease