Too Old for Crafty Shenanigans

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server this side of the pixelated universe! Are you tired of the mundane, cookie-cutter experiences that other servers offer? Well, throw on your diamond armor and tighten your redstone belt, because what you’re about to dive into is chaos incarnate!

  1. Get Ready for the Chicken Apocalypse: Ever wondered what would happen if chickens started a rebellion? Here, they do! Join forces with the fowl revolutionaries, and you might just find yourself battling against a giant, egg-lobbing chicken queen! Get your trusty bow and arrow ready, because it’s a poultry war like you’ve never seen before!

  2. The Great Lava Zoo Escape: Ever seen a lava monster that’s also a magician? Well, neither have we! Join now and help us rescue the legendary Smolderguff, the flaming wizard beast, from an underground zoo run by crazed villagers. Watch out for the fireballs, though—they really know how to throw a party (and by party, we mean imminent doom)!

  3. Time-Traveling Villagers: On our server, time travel is a daily occurrence! One moment you’re building a cozy cottage, and the next minute, you’ve accidentally launched yourself to the age of dinosaurs. Don’t worry! The T-Rex loves enchanted swords, and he’s eager to trade for some of your best cooked steak—if you can survive the encounter!

  4. Zombie Disco Nights: Join us for the weekly Zombie Disco Night, where the undead come alive (sort of) to bust out some funky moves! Dance alongside our groovy zombies under the glowing disco ball of doom and earn yourself stylish disco gear—all while dodging flying records that can knock you out cold!

  5. Ender Dragon’s Talent Show: Ever wanted to witness the Ender Dragon recite Shakespeare while riding a unicycle? Well, this is your chance! Come and vote for your favorite acts, from the Overworld’s best comedians to the Nether’s most talented fire-breathers. Lose yourself in the laughter—and the fiery chaos that’s bound to ensue!

  6. The Infinite Hug Bug: If you thought Creepers were the least cuddly creatures in Minecraft, think again! Join the server and encounter the infamous Hug Bug! This adorable monster loves nothing more than to hug you until you explode… but in a good way! You’ll gain a temporary superpower (and maybe a few pixels of agony) if you survive!

So, what are you waiting for? If you’re too old for boring server antics and long for a place where ridiculousness reigns supreme, then you’ve found your new pixelated paradise. Join us for epic adventures, outrageous stories, and memories that will have you LOLing in real life! Trust us, you won’t regret it—unless you’re a chicken! 🐔💥

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  • Semi Anarchy Vanilla Survival No Resets

    Semi Anarchy Vanilla Survival No Resets

    This server is a semi anarchy survival world that tries to stay very close to vanilla. It has very few changes so it still feels like normal Minecraft.

    It has been running since October 11th 2024 and it is hosted in New York City in the USA. The server is online all the time.

    You can play on Java versions from 1.7.2 up to 1.21.11 and they recommend 1.21.10. The world border is huge at 2 million blocks which makes the map feel endless and there are no map resets.

    There is no pay to win and there is no teleporting. Griefing and PvP are allowed so you should be ready for danger. The only command they allow is spawn so players far away can get back toward civilization.

    Nether roof is allowed and phantoms are removed. Only half the players are needed to skip the night. Exploits lag machines duping spam and harassment or racial slurs are not allowed.

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  • Forseti Hard Vanilla Survival No Plugins

    Forseti Hard Vanilla Survival No Plugins

    Forseti is a small but active vanilla survival server and it keeps things simple. It is hard difficulty and it runs on the original Mojang software so you are not dealing with plugins or big mechanic changes.

    There is no land protection and no minigames and no real money shop. It also tries to avoid constant chat spam so it feels more chill.

    Since there is no grief prevention you should move far away from spawn if you do not want to get raided. The main rules are no racism or bullying and no cheats or exploits or lag machines. The server language is English.

    You can vote using the in game links to earn XP rewards. You can manage a team with a web UI and player heads can drop so you can build a trophy collection. There is also a Warp Book so you can jump between spawn and your bed.

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  • PrimorSky Skyblock RPG FR Beta

    PrimorSky Skyblock RPG FR Beta

    Jai trouvé PrimorSky un serveur skyblock en français avec une vibe RPG dans le ciel. Le monde a explosé et il reste juste des îles flottantes arrachées au Néant donc tu commences sur un petit caillou et tu reconstruis tout bloc par bloc.

    Il y a des quêtes scénarisées des grades de progression et des boss custom. Ils font aussi un Battle Pass régulier et une économie travaillée.

    La boutique est encadrée avec des clés des cosmétiques et du confort et ils disent que ce nest pas pay to win. Le serveur est pensé pour le long terme avec des saisons des events et des nouveaux contenus fréquents. La bêta démarre ce samedi.

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  • MistyMC No Reset Vanilla SMP

    MistyMC No Reset Vanilla SMP

    MistyMC is a long term 100 percent vanilla SMP that has been running for around 6 months. The world is no reset so your builds and progress are meant to stay.

    It supports both Java and Bedrock players on the most recent versions. The community is active and pretty tight and it feels like a place to meet new people and just hang out.

    People join to start fresh with friends build big stuff form a nation or just chill. There is also a live map you can use to look around the world.

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  • Custom Living Warzone Beyond Spawn

    Custom Living Warzone Beyond Spawn

    I found a server where the main thing is a fully custom Warzone that kicks in when you go past radius 50 from spawn. They say it is all coded from scratch as one plugin with procedural generation.

    Once you cross in the sky locks to permanent midnight even if it is daytime somewhere else. The ground looks wrecked with craters obsidian spikes bone monuments with chains volcanic ash dead forests with cobwebs and magma veins splitting the earth. You also get soul colored particles and you hear creepy stuff like explosions whispers and Sculk Shrieker sounds. Sometimes red nametags show up then vanish.

    Deaths matter too. If you die in the Warzone your spot gets a permanent glowing red stain and a Soul Echo that looks like a floating head. You can harvest it for souls but it tells everyone your coordinates.

    Meteors can crash down with loot chests and some are Cursed. The Cursed ones give huge loot but you get Glowing for a long time and your coordinates keep getting broadcast so people will hunt you.

    There is a roaming Blood Fog and if you step inside your screen goes almost fully black. If you have a lot of hearts and sprint an invisible Heart Seeker can follow you and it sounds like Warden breathing right behind you. The Warzone also has random lightning ground fog and when it rains orange embers fall from the sky.

    It supports Java and Bedrock using Geyser.

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