Too Old for Crafty Shenanigans

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server this side of the pixelated universe! Are you tired of the mundane, cookie-cutter experiences that other servers offer? Well, throw on your diamond armor and tighten your redstone belt, because what you’re about to dive into is chaos incarnate!

  1. Get Ready for the Chicken Apocalypse: Ever wondered what would happen if chickens started a rebellion? Here, they do! Join forces with the fowl revolutionaries, and you might just find yourself battling against a giant, egg-lobbing chicken queen! Get your trusty bow and arrow ready, because it’s a poultry war like you’ve never seen before!

  2. The Great Lava Zoo Escape: Ever seen a lava monster that’s also a magician? Well, neither have we! Join now and help us rescue the legendary Smolderguff, the flaming wizard beast, from an underground zoo run by crazed villagers. Watch out for the fireballs, though—they really know how to throw a party (and by party, we mean imminent doom)!

  3. Time-Traveling Villagers: On our server, time travel is a daily occurrence! One moment you’re building a cozy cottage, and the next minute, you’ve accidentally launched yourself to the age of dinosaurs. Don’t worry! The T-Rex loves enchanted swords, and he’s eager to trade for some of your best cooked steak—if you can survive the encounter!

  4. Zombie Disco Nights: Join us for the weekly Zombie Disco Night, where the undead come alive (sort of) to bust out some funky moves! Dance alongside our groovy zombies under the glowing disco ball of doom and earn yourself stylish disco gear—all while dodging flying records that can knock you out cold!

  5. Ender Dragon’s Talent Show: Ever wanted to witness the Ender Dragon recite Shakespeare while riding a unicycle? Well, this is your chance! Come and vote for your favorite acts, from the Overworld’s best comedians to the Nether’s most talented fire-breathers. Lose yourself in the laughter—and the fiery chaos that’s bound to ensue!

  6. The Infinite Hug Bug: If you thought Creepers were the least cuddly creatures in Minecraft, think again! Join the server and encounter the infamous Hug Bug! This adorable monster loves nothing more than to hug you until you explode… but in a good way! You’ll gain a temporary superpower (and maybe a few pixels of agony) if you survive!

So, what are you waiting for? If you’re too old for boring server antics and long for a place where ridiculousness reigns supreme, then you’ve found your new pixelated paradise. Join us for epic adventures, outrageous stories, and memories that will have you LOLing in real life! Trust us, you won’t regret it—unless you’re a chicken! 🐔💥

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  • Australia Vanilla Anarchy No Rules

    Australia Vanilla Anarchy No Rules

    LegacyMC is a vanilla anarchy survival server where you get the raw Minecraft experience. There are no rules and no gameplay changing plugins so what happens is fully on the players.

    The world is meant to last. There are no resets and no land protection. PvP is on and griefing and raiding are allowed so you have to watch your back.

    It runs on always online dedicated hardware in Australia. It is built for low lag for Australian and New Zealand players. There is no pay to win and no monetisation and you will not get asked for donations.

    If you want long term survival with no ranks no teleporting and no admin interference this server is basically that. You can build far out or fight at spawn and whatever you do can leave a real mark.

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  • Genuine Long Term Vanilla SMP

    Genuine Long Term Vanilla SMP

    MyntonSMP is a long term vanilla survival server with a real community and around 70 players. People build towns and the spawn area is built up too.

    It is not anarchy and it is not strict roleplay. The point is freedom and meeting other players and letting stories happen naturally.

    There are no land claims and no forced factions. You can build trade explore and team up. PvP can happen but it needs a clear reason and random killing and griefing are not allowed.

    The server uses Simple Voice Chat so people actually talk. It runs on Java Edition 1.21.10 and the rules are community driven for players who want a stable SMP.

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  • FreeLife SMP S3 Semi Anarchy Vanilla

    FreeLife SMP S3 Semi Anarchy Vanilla

    I found FreeLife SMP S3 and it is a vanilla Java SMP. It is semi anarchy so you get a lot of freedom but there are still some rules and they are posted in the Discord.

    The server has voice chat installed and it can hold up to 200 players. It is averaging around 5 players right now and they are trying to get more people to join.

    There is a rule about the mace because the owner dislikes it. The mace will be craft banned for three days so people have a fair chance to get going. The server opens at 3:30pm EST and the owner is trying to make videos on the server too.

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  • NobleSMP Crossplay Chill Semi Vanilla SMP

    NobleSMP Crossplay Chill Semi Vanilla SMP

    NobleSMP is a brand new SMP that lets both Java and Bedrock players join the same world.

    The vibe is meant to be chill with no griefing and no toxicity so people can actually build and play without stress.

    Keep inventory is on and claims are enabled so your stuff and your base stay safe. The server is still new and they are trying to grow a good community before the big release.

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