Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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New Minecraft Servers

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

alternative sexual practices, feminine, feminine penis, fetish, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, kink, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, milk, Milking, Minecraft, non-binary, penis, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual pleasure, sexual taboos, taboo, Transgender

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.servermc.xyz USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com

lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bear Market Minecraft SMP Money Making

10. Bear market profits, 11. Bear market portfolio management, 12. Bear market wealth building, 13. Bear market risk management, 14. Bear market asset allocation, 15. Bear market investment strategies, 16. Bear market economic indicators, 17. Bear market hedging techniques, 18. Bear market diversification, 19. Bear market income generation, 2. Investing in a bear market, 20. Bear market long term investing., 3. Making money in a downturn, 4. Stock market downturn, 5. Financial planning in a bear market, 6. Bear market investing tips, 7. Bear market opportunities, 8. Bear market trading, 9. Bear market survival, Bear, Bear market strategies, making, market, Minecraft, MONEY, smp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way to make money is by mining and farming? Well, look no further because our server has a unique way for you to make bank even in a bear market!

Join our server and participate in our underground llama racing league! That’s right, we’ve trained llamas to race each other for your entertainment and betting pleasure. Place your bets on the fastest llama and watch as you rake in the diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at our custom mini-games like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Who knew gambling could be so fun in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves, join us now and start making money in the most insane ways possible!

Players:	104/300	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Players:	101/300	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Players:	105/800	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3433	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Players:	91/600	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	65	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Players:	92/700	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Players:	109/100	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Villages Defended:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Players:	90/800	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Players:	109/700	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232

Players:	94/100	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Villages Defended:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	144366
Emeralds Found:	7987	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Players:	99/400	Votes:	6016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39

Players:	95/200	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Farms Harvested:	511
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mines Excavated:	1455	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Players:	90/900	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Star Shards Collected:	88	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Players:	97/600	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	249	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Players:	106/600	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Love Letters Sent:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	8057
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chimeras Created:	4