Tonsil Trouble Clinic | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know when ur playing minecraft and u get a sore throat from talking to ur friends on discord for too long? well, on this server, we got u covered! forget digital healthcare consultations, come join us for some good ol’ fashioned minecraft fun and we’ll make sure ur tonsillitis gets the proper assessment it deserves.

our doctors are top notch, they’ll diagnose ur sore throat with just one look at ur minecraft character. no need to worry about over or undertreatment, we got u covered! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to help fight off any pesky mobs that might be lurking around.

so why wait? join our server now and let us take care of ur tonsillitis in the most epic way possible. trust us, u won’t regret it!

CraftyCash SMP

Budget, budget buster, cheap hobby, costly, costly activity, costly hobby, costly hobbyist, costly pastime, CraftyCash, expensive, expensive hobby, expensive interest, expensive pursuit, financial burden, financial strain, high cost, money drain, Money Pit, pricey hobby, PRICEY., smp, wallet draining hobby

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Votes:	8702	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	348255	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

ToxicCraft – Where the Fans are Scarier Than the Creepers

aggressive fans, CREEPERS, cyberbullying, extreme fans, extreme loyalty, fan toxicity, fan wars, fanatical behavior, Fans, negative behavior, negative fanbase, negative fandom, obsessive fans, online harassment, online toxicity, scarier, toxic behavior, toxic community, toxic culture, toxic fanbase, toxic fandom, toxic fans, ToxicCraft, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	8409
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Towns Built:	9
Potions Brewed:	94	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most toxic fanbase you will ever encounter! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of trolling. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a server full of craziness and mayhem? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity mix, energy consumption, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, germany, green energy, Minecraft, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, renewable sources, renewables, Server, Solar, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more renewable energy than Germany in 2024, like whaaat?! Our solar panels be poppin’ off at 14% contribution, like we’re basically the sun’s BFF. Join us and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the universe, where even the creepers recycle their TNT. Don’t miss out on this lit adventure, come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌞🌍💥

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	169
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	209	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1123	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	305791	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	173
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Love Letters Sent:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.