Tons of Fun with TownyCube – Beware of Cubes with Swords!

BEWARE, cubes, Earth Server Empire Nations War Plugins Features Vehicles Brewery AuctionHouse History Java Bedrock Compatibility Alliance Rivalries Lag Discord Dynmap VoteLinks, Fun, Other, Swords, TONS, TownyCube

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4205	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	TownyCube
Version	1.20
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock
Features	Vehicles, Brewery, AuctionHouse, and more
IP Addresses	townycube.netmc.townycube.netplay.townycube.net

FAQ

How do I join TownyCube?

You can join the server using one of the provided IP addresses: townycube.net, mc.townycube.net, or play.townycube.net. Bedrock support will be added in the future.

Do you have a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server with this invite link: Discord Invite

Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the main server website at: Main Server Website.

Can I see a map of the server?

Yes, you can view the server’s Dynmap at: Dynmap.

Are there voting links?

Yes, you can vote for the server at: Vote Links.

Can I join a specific group or nation on the server?

Yes, you can join different groups and nations on the server. For example, you can join the Free Territory of Ukraine by using the provided Discord invite: Discord Invite.

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	New Chunks Explored:	379786

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6787
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crops Grown:	5702
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Alien Abductions:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Votes:	8662	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8706	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	769	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3752
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!