| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1380 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 38 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 4342 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1528 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 187 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 623322 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2914 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 112 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 188 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5500 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4035 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Votes: | 6630 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2873 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 273 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1262 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9686 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9682 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 496 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7452 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3514 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1174 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3964 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4983 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 111 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4127 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8511 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1639 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9742 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8504 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3048 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2648 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
