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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1133 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 200 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4618 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.