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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2234 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.