🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 96 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.