🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6274 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 132 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.