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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7296 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7879 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.