==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for a chance to trade virtual vegetables with other players in a bustling marketplace setting. Who knew that carrots and potatoes could be so thrilling? And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous cows and pigs running amok – they’re always up to no good!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato worshippers who believe that potatoes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Join them in their quest for spud enlightenment and see where it takes you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just become the potato king of Poland!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a place where diamonds rained from the sky and every block was made of pure gold. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is! But only on our server.
But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Tako Gacha Banner 4? Yeah, neither have we, but it sounds freaking awesome! And don’t even get me started on Speed King 5 – it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt just to log in.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 689 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
