so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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