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Eternity SMP

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Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Astrify SMP

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A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2610	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Emeralds Found:	5339

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	9575
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	788
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Emeralds Found:	3883	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0