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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 930 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 189 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!