ToiletSeatBloodGone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and personal hygiene above all else! Looking for a server where you can practice your bathroom etiquette skills? Look no further!

Join us for epic battles and adventures, but make sure to clean up after yourself – especially when it comes to any…erm…biohazards left behind on the toilet seat. Our players take their hygiene seriously, so be prepared to wipe down those seats like your life depends on it!

Experience the drama and intrigue of roommate conflicts, Minecraft style. Will you be the one to confront your fellow players about their bathroom habits, or will you be the one leaving surprises behind for others to clean up?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of cleanliness and confrontation. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, it’s not just creepers you have to watch out for – it’s your roommates too!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Star Shards Collected:	268	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Animals Bred:	61	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Love Letters Sent:	17

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	91	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	175

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ores Mined:	6793	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6199	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crops Grown:	4363

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Crops Grown:	9490
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!