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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

New Minecraft Servers

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	1940	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	896	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8455	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9701
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5025	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ores Mined:	8917
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Votes:	8313
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Emeralds Found:	816
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Votes:	7932	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Farms Harvested:	623	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3