ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real

bathroom, EMBARRASSING, Foreskin, gap, glitches, hygiene, mandatory piss, mishap, no toilet paper, pants, Poop, Prepare, real, Seat, Shit, Sitting, Stream, TOILET, ToiletCraft, underneath, wipe, worst experience

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	271162	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a stream shooting upwards and hitting your pants while sitting on the toilet!

Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!

Eternal Nexus: The German Face 1.20.5

1.20.5, en, ETERNAL, face, German, long tail tags, Nexus, the face

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the face of the server is a German? I know, right? Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server run by a German? They probably have schnitzels and bratwurst for everyone to eat while they play. It’s like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers and zombies instead of drunk people.

And get this, they have the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking about castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. And the best part is, they have a secret underground lair where they keep all the rarest items and treasures. It’s like a Minecraft version of Aladdin’s cave, but with less singing and more mining.

But wait, there’s more! They have the friendliest community ever. Like, seriously, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. It’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but instead of watching out for burglars, they’re watching out for creepers trying to blow up your house.

So, come join this epic Minecraft server run by a German and experience the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Breakup, Communication, crash, electric scooter, emergency room, emotional obligation, ex boyfriend, Exs, financial support, hit by car, Hospital, injury, Lies, Minecraft, Monster, moving out, PAD, relationship, Selfishness, Server, Support, Transportation, work

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ores Mined:	3500
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	357
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

PersonalityCraft SMP

attitude, Behavior, Characteristic, defining feature, Fixation, hobby, Identity, Individuality, Interest, Lifestyle, lifestyle choice, mannerism, Obsession, Passion, Persona, personal brand, Personality, PersonalityCraft, Quirk, Self-expression, smp, trait

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	71
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

OMG, like have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. People turn into absolute Minecraft maniacs on this server, like they eat, sleep, and breathe Minecraft. It’s like their whole personality is just Minecraft, it’s wild, man.

You gotta join this server, bro, because the admins are like actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly puppies. It’s insane, dude. And the players on this server are like legendary warriors, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon like a million times and built giant castles made of pure gold.

But wait, there’s more. The server has this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have spaceships hidden in the mountains and they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for all mobs. It’s like a crazy sci-fi movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where people take their obsession with Minecraft to the next level, where admins are actual wizards, players are legendary warriors, and villagers are secret aliens, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

QuitCraftersUnite

addiction, bad habits, Behavior, breaking habits, breaking the cycle, challenge, CHANGE, discipline, Habit, Long-term goals, pattern, perseverance, personal development, QuitCraftersUnite, Quitting, repeated failure, self improvement, self-control, Struggle, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of trying to quit your addiction to mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and reward your diamond-hoarding habits! Join us and indulge in your obsession without any judgment. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a never-ending supply of diamonds to mine? Join now and embrace your inner diamond addict!

What is the IP for estabr0k Minecraft Server?

#estabr0kmc, estabr0k, Minecraft, minecraftclips, minecraftfunny, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1139	Falling into the Void:	3
Animals Bred:	83	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

estabr0k is a talented and versatile artist known for his unique blend of electronic, hip hop, and experimental music. With a career spanning over a decade, he has gained a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim for his innovative sound and bold creativity. Through his music, estabr0k continues to push boundaries and challenge conventions, establishing himself as a rising star in the music industry.

New

Earth, Earthmc, Economy, Experiment, GPL license, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Server, Terra Nova, Towny, update, work in progress

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	198

THIS SERVER ISN’T AFFILIATED TO EarthMC (also known as EMC). This server is using the EMC Terra Nova map (map in use between 2018 and 2022, online untill 2024), released under GPL license.

This server is an experiment, trying to keep the EMC map up to date, the server is very new and still work in progress

newnova.blockworlds.io

Fury Solitude Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, alone in my room, anger management, anxious, bottom tier, coping mechanisms, Craft, discomfort, emotional regulation, extremely angry, fury, GODLY, human being, ISOLATION, livid, mental health, misunderstood, personal growth, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, solitude, Suffering, support community

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you feel like an angry godly mouse! We understand your pain and offer a place where you can be the top-tier player you were always meant to be. Leave behind the discomfort and resentment of the outside world and join us for some epic adventures. Don’t be a bottom tier human being, be a Minecraft legend! Join now and leave your livid 24/7 life behind!

SibSnitchCraft

aita, bills, car keys, car title, Cash, Children’s bills, chilling, decency, education, entitled, esl, family, gas, grocery bills, Grown ass, Health Insurance, home country, House repairs, irresponsible, little brother, manipulative, MOVED, rent free, Reporting, Safe, scam, School, sibling, SibSnitchCraft, single mom, smug, Stole, Support, TAXES, tik tok, tuition, Working illegally, Workout diet

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

CraftyBorderWars

10. imports, 11. exports, 12. supply chain, 13. market, 14. consumers, 15. inflation, 16. global trade, 17. economic impact, 18. price increase, 19. trade war, 2. Mexico, 20. business strategy, 3. Canada, 4. prices, 5. competition, 6. tariffs, 7. trade, 8. economy, 9. manufacturing, CraftyBorderWars, USA-made competitors

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2401	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5899
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Emeralds Found:	3543	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Star Shards Collected:	253
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	2

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server	emerald.magmanode.com:31543
Discord	Join our Discord server
Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

New World Odyssey 1.21

#venting, anger, Anime, anime review, avoid this anime, Bad anime, criticism, Disappointment, faggotry, Frustration, hate, hated it, odyssey, RAGE, rant, regret, regret watching, Shinsekai Yori, wasted potential, wasted time, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5700	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

cancer treatment, comfort levels, Cool, energy efficiency, heat intolerance, heat sensitivity, home comfort, home environment, hormonal fluctuations, hot, hot flashes, household disagreements, marital disputes, medication side effects, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Server, summer cooling, temperature control, temperature preferences, thermostat wars, weight loss journey, winter heating

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	261146	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9502
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.