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HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Votes:	5006
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	273
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Animals Bred:	73
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	255	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	272	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Votes:	5277	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Astral Projections Made:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Towns Built:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Votes:	8587
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Star Shards Collected:	80
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	6922

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ores Mined:	4120
Magic Items Found:	5438	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tower Defense

Adventure, Battles, Bosses, Conquer, Cool Towers, Defense, Dynamic Classes, ENEMY, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Party System, R&B, Skills, strategies, strategy, teamwork, Tower, Tower Defense, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	319751
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

RB: Tower Defense
Overview	The Ultimate Minecraft Tower Defense Experience! Are you ready for a new kind of adventure in Minecraft? RB: Tower Defense brings you a thrilling, fast-paced, and action-packed tower defense game like no other!

Why You’ll Love RB: Tower Defense:
🏰 Cool and Unique Towers: Build and upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield.
⚔️ Dynamic Classes: Choose from a variety of classes and join the fight against waves of enemies.
👹 Unique Bosses: Face off against challenging bosses that will test your strategy and teamwork.
🤯 Play as the Enemy: Switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up!
🎉 Party System: Team up with your friends and defend together or challenge them for ultimate bragging rights.

Whether you’re defending solo or coordinating epic battles with your crew, RB: Tower Defense offers endless hours of fun. Sharpen your skills, experiment with different strategies, and conquer every level!

Join the adventure today! Server IP: towerdefense.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T

Are you ready to rise as the ultimate defender? Let the battles begin!

FAQ

1. Can I play RB: Tower Defense with my friends?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense has a party system where you can team up with your friends to defend together or challenge them for bragging rights.

2. Are there different classes in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense offers dynamic classes for players to choose from and join the fight against waves of enemies.

3. How do I upgrade towers in RB: Tower Defense?

You can upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield in RB: Tower Defense.

4. Can I play as the enemy in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense allows you to switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up.

5. Where can I find the server IP for RB: Tower Defense?

You can find the server IP at towerdefense.xyz.

6. How can I join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server?

You can join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server at https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T.

Players:	107/800	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0