Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
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