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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 11
Potions Brewed: 194 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
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