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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7985 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2737 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!