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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8523 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 26 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8755 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!