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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7407 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!